Daddy's Day Job: ''Higgledee Ping''

This is the story of Higgledee Ping, who liked all his stories with a zest and a zing.

'What is your name?' said Higgledee Ping, as he met a young man who started to sing.

'My name is Booba Alooda-Alooda Mahoy. I love to sing, it fills me with joy!'

'Well, Booba Alooda-Alooda Mahoy, it's lovely to meet you, you're such a fine boy!'

On with the story of Higgledee Ping, who liked all his stories with a zest and a zing.

'What is your name?' said Higgledee Ping, as he saw a big Zebra with lovely big wings.

'My name is Zazeeba Zazeeba Zaboo, I love to fly with my wings like a fly flys round poo!'

'Well, Zazeeba Zazeeba Zaboo, not sure your flying now seems such a fun thing to do!'

So on goes the story of Higgledee Ping, who liked all his stories with a zest and a zing.

'What is your name?' said Higgledee Ping, as he noticed a Badger with a strain in his grin.

'My name is Bertie La-barty La-hearty La-bee, I pop pops through trumpets, it feels me with glee!'

'Well, Bertie La-barty La-hearty La-bee a more disgusting sight I never did see!'

'It's now time for bed', said Higgledee Ping, as he talked to himself he decided to sing.

'Goodnight dear old Badger, you smelly old thing

And sleeptight Mr Zebra with lovely big wings.

Goodnight Booba Alooda you're such a good boy

And sleeptight little reader may your dreams fill with joy'.

Daddy's Day Job